Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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