Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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69.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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