- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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