What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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