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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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