A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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