- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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