CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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