Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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