- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

autistic kids rock

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

why are balck people black because they are

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