- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Sam Hengal.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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