- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What page are you on The gay page.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

ejaculation JLR

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