Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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