- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Womens rights

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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