How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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