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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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