Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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