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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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