- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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