- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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