What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Where's my baby??

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

#Getweird

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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