How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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women's rights

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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