- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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