- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Knock Knock? Come in.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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