- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??