- Anti Joke

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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