A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Women's Rights

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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