What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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