- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Kevin and Ramin

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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