- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

You are joking right?

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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