- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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