- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Go away still nothing to see

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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