- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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