There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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