- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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