Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Yellow People !!

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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