Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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