- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

^ That's not even funny ^

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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