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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

whats gay and american? a gay american

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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