Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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