your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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