- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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