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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

hey guys im gay

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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