Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A miserable man committed suicide.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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