- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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