- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Womens rights

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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