- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's 2+2? Fish

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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