Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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