What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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I'm hungry.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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