What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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