How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

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