- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

I have a horse.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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