Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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black people swimming

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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dallen loves penis

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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