A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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