- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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