- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

How do you end a sentence

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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