How does a black guy die? Unknown

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

The New York Giants

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

where's mom I killed her

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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