How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Sam Hengal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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