- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's stupid a light bulb.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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