- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Charlie Sheen

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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