- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the soap?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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