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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

The holocaust

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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