XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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