GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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