Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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