- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do we all like george goodburn

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

The bears will win the Super Bowl

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

a black man pays his child support

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

^ That's not even funny ^

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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