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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

knock knock? come in

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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