Hobos are like Obama they want change.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

thumb_up thumb_down -10

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops