- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A storm be brewin!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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