Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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