How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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