- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Do the roar!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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