- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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