An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Anti Joke

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