- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Where's my baby??

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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