- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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