- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A man walks into a vagina

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

binladin walks into the american seals

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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