- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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