- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Good job, son.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What fires shots? A gun

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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