"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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No your aunties a joke

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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