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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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