- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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