- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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