What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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