- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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