Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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