A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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The holocaust

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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