- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Golf.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Good job, son.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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