- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

why are balck people black because they are

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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