What rhymes with milk...milf

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

nothing

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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