- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What is 9+10? 19

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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