roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

here's a joke... the american education society

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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