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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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