Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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