Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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