- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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