Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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