- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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