I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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This is a joke.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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