Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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