- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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