800 people died last year. end of story

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Hey Shea

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Brain fart

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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