- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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