what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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