What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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