How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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You sick fiend

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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A bar walks into a man

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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