A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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the NAACP

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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