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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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