- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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