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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Men

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's long and black The unemployment line

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Horse.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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