- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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