What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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