Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

One, two, three, four and five

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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