- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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