Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...