- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Your mom.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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