- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

If you have a stroke, call 000

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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