Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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