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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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