whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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