What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Blacks

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

quantum physics?

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