- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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