- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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