What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

SHUT UP JP

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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