A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

guess what what ...

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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