- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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