Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

A seal walks into a club.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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