Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Alchohol.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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