what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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good looking women

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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No!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Anti Joke

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