Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

your so fat. your fat!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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