U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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whats black and large -me

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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