- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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