- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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