Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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