Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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