What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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