- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Jokes Ki Duniya

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What is funnier than 24 69

Women's professional sports

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

there once was a chicken it was yellow

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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