- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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