What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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it was all Tagart

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Chuck Norris.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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