why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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