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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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