- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

If your reading this, youre not blind.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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