Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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no rasist joks

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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