- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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