A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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whats green and lives in the water

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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WNBA

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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